The latest from Nigeria?

From a friend:

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with 
a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has 
had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 
billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be 
most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my 
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you 
may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement 
in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the 
funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in 
the names of our close friends because we are constantly under 
surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a 
reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the 
funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account 
numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to 
wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission 
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond 
with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect 
the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
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