I wish I’d thought of that, in a hypothetical sense, of course:
Who says today’s kids aren’t smart? Well, some of them are!
I wish I’d thought of this …
At a high school in Montana a group of students played a prank on the school.
They let three goats loose in the school.
Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.
Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.